• Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.
• Me: Why is that person staring at me.
• Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
• Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
• Me: My stomach just growled. When the fuck is lunch.
• Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Where everyone dies.
• Me: Fuck I wish I studied..
• Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
• Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
• Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
• Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
• Me: I will never use this shit in my life.

A Few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted ………to watch tv but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didnt want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable tv in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father(who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said, take the children and get out of the house, we’ll call the police .. we dont have a clown statue .. the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out too be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail. If you dont repost this within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next too your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand